good advice
#she wears shorts skirts #i wear full windsors #she’s kissing you #and i’m fucking dealing with all this other bullshit for you will #dreaming about the day you wake up and find #that the ripper you’re looking for has been here the whole time (x)
Can’t you seeeeeee! Your internal organs belong to meeeeeeee!
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Fitch, please.
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“What I thought this was a carousel! Why is it moving?! ABORT! ABORT!”
Pony’s like, “You think you’re getting a free ride? Not today, bitch.”
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It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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So my horse plays with people like a dog would
This is like the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I might cry.
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My sister just started laughing....
My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this picture
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This girl is walking around school with a blanket that has Nicholas Cage on it
WHY HAS THIS NOT GOT ANY NOTES
BECAUSE WE ARE ALL BUSY TRACKING DOWN THIS GIRL TO STEAL HER BLANKET
OH MY GOD YOURE ALL IDIOTS
ITS A NICHOLAS CAPE
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